DATE: June 6, 2025
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
This is a subpoena where I, Deputy Hailey Adler, am requesting the production of bank records for the following individual:
Name: Tim Hernandez [110105]
RECORDS REQUESTED:
We request production and delivery for the following records related to the person listed above:
Bank Records: An exported record of all debits and credits to all bank accounts in which the person named above is an authorized user. Including the dollar amount, date, time, and memo of the transaction.
TIME PERIOD COVERED:
June 4, 2025
Deputy Adler is looking for the transaction related to the purchase of Vapid 2010 Stainer (13311 / 4Y3LSV6Z) from Cheap Autos on June 4th, 2025.
PROBABLE CAUSE:
On June 4th, 2025 at around 8:00pm EST, Aaron Hatch was last seen at The Banner Hotel with Manager, Tim Hernandez, only to awake an hour or so later in Pillbox Hospital, stabbed in the stomach, and missing both of his nipples.
On June 5th, 2025 at around 10:00pm EST Aaron Hatch was questioned by Deputy Hailey Adler and Deputy Rob Mist regarding this incident.
Tim Hernandez approached Aaron Hatch outside The Banner Hotel and asked him if he worked for the Up-N-Atom. Hatch said yes, and Hernandez told him to come with him as they had deliveries to make. Hatch willingly left The Banner Hotel with Hernandez and was taken to Cheap Autos off Popular Street, where Hatch witnessed Hernandez purchase a brown/gold in colour four door sedan. This vehicle description matches the Vapid 2010 Stainer (13311 / 4Y3LSV6Z) currently registered to and owned by Hernandez. Hatch recalls that Hernandez purchased this vehicle as Hernandez believed people were following him and he needed to get a new car.
Hatch described the first vehicle Tim was driving as a cyan/teal/purple in colour SUV. Deputy Adler printed off the image from a ticket Tim Hernandez received on June 4th, 2025 at 8:08pm [#34163]. Hatch instantly recognized the car in the image as the car he left The Banner Hotel in with Tim. This car was a rental that returned to Tim Hernandez and was found illegally parked at Cheap Autos.
Hernandez drove Hatch to a parking garage and then instructed him to look in the trunk. While Hatch was looking in the trunk, Hernandez stabbed him in the stomach. The next thing Hatch remembers is waking up with a black bag over his head. Hernandez removed the bag and Hatch found himself in an electrical building or a run down warehouse type room.
Hernandez then pushed Hatch down a ladder and into a sewer with cells. Hernandez said “let me get the nurse for you” then returned two minutes later with what appeared to be blood all over his face and his shirt missing. Hatch observed six nipples on Hernandez’s chest. Hatch was then moved into another room where he observed multiple corpses, with at least two hanging from hooks and multiple others cut up on the ground. After being left in that room for a couple of minutes, Hatch was moved to what he describes as The Red Room. The room was all red, with tarps covering the walls and a chair in the corner.
Hernandez explained to Hatch that the Up-N-Atom is feeding slop and filth to their customers and committing genocide against innocent animals. Hernandez also stated that Up-N-Atom are the reason obese people exist. Hernandez asked Hatch why he had nipples and told Hatch that nipples are the burdens of your sins and you need to be cleansed.
Hernandez then took a knife and began slicing off Hatch’s right nipple. While Hatched screamed in pain, Hernandez laughed and cackled as he moved onto the left nipple and sliced it off as well. Hernandez then hit Hatch in the head, causing him to get knocked unconscious.
Hatch later woke up at Pillbox where he was told that TacMed found him in a ditch. According to Deputy Da'Peneaux, TacMed member Steven Frills claims to have found Hatch on Popular St/East Vinewood near the sewer system. He was found with a black bag over his head and his nipples missing. Pillbox staff surgically gave Hatch new nipples.
Deputy Adler presented Tim Hernandez’s mugshot photo to Aaron Hatch. Hatch immediately recognized Hernandez as the man who stabbed him and cut off his nipples.
Hatch was shown the images of the Vapid 2010 Stainer (13311 / 4Y3LSV6Z) and instantly recognized it as the vehicle that Tim purchased at Cheap Autos and then stabbed him by when he was looking in the trunk of said vehicle.
Aaron with no nipples: https://media.unscripted.gg:8443/seUz2uLPv0-kRNjjjBEJog.webp
Aaron’s New Nipples: https://media.unscripted.gg:8443/Uo0G7qbGFUG-pEn0if8C4A.png
Tim Hernandez Profile: https://kappa.lol/JpMX8k.png
Vapid 2010 Stainer (13311 / 4Y3LSV6Z) Profile: https://kappa.lol/n8JPgV.png
Vapid 2010 Stainer (13311 / 4Y3LSV6Z) Images: https://i.vgy.me/v4jft9.jpg
Illegally Parked Rental Car at Cheap Autos: https://media.unscripted.gg:8443/ZEyd1SKDdE6B_Mt9FqMydA.webp
Medical Report 1:https://kappa.lol/ugl7KU.png
Medical Report 2: https://kappa.lol/y0uuHo.png
Medical Report 3: https://kappa.lol/EIdDng.png
Medical Report 4: https://kappa.lol/5mJlbZ.png
Medical Report 5: https://kappa.lol/3U7tuC.png
Which is thereby approved by: Deputy Hailey Adler, 06/06/2025
Approved by Judge: [NAME, DATE]
